The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 06, 2012
Transcript:
Darlene: I remember one Christmas at the ranch. I told Dad I wanted a puppy. Jessica: And? Darlene: Well, Jessica...his face lit up and he said...ah'll be right back, Darlene! Twenty minutes later he came back...with...a...coyote.. Jessica: Hold that thought! Tell the client I'll show the house later! I'm in the middle of an intervention here!
Darlene wanted a conventional Barbie doll/spaniel puppy childhood. Time to get over that …