The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 16, 2013
July 15, 2013
July 17, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mort...I want to know what this Elderpark "philosophical" society is up to! Mort: Are those the residents who meet under the elm tree? Miss Overdunne: Exactly!! Mort: Well...sector four has a perimeter lawn gnome out there now. I'll swap it for a mobile-surveillance river gnome. They'll never notice. Miss Overdunne: Perfect! Boone: What's wrong, Dusty? Dusty: Somethin' mighty suspicious here. Yesterday that gnome was pushin' a wheelbarrow. Now he's holdin' a fish!
True. Mostly, though, he is contemptuous of the residents. Some would call it ‘ageism’. I’d just call it bad manners.