The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 24, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Elderpark Gossip Club... how may I direct your call? Voice from telephone: "Unconfirmed rumors", please. Woman: Hello! This is Gladys. Do you have a rumor? The General... dating someone at Elderpark?... identity unknown... Thank you! Alert Level Orange! I need a runner to spread this to B & C wings! Woman: How about a walker?