The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Boone: Dusty... are you sure you're competent to drive again? Dusty: The state thinks so. Here's my renewed license, Boone. Boone: But, Dusty... can you see well enough? Dusty: Sure I can! Hop in! Now look out there 'bout a quarter mile... See that lonely pine tree wavin' in the breeze... out there on that distant ridge? Boone: Indeed I do, Dusty! Dusty: Well... I can see that tree as clear as if it were just a foot away! Boone: That's because it is, Dusty! It's your air freshener! Dusty: Oh.
Even at 79, I can hear a mouse pee in my sock drawer, and spot a cop a mile away, but I know enuf to get the hell outta the way of an emergency vehicle when I’m surrounded by 1200-watt ‘thump-mobiles’ … jeeez…