The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 14, 2015
Transcript:
The Professor: Dusty.... you really need a better retirement portfolio than this... Dusty: Oh? The Professor: You should have a pension, Social Security payments and an IRA! They call it the "three-legged stool of retirement." Dusty: What've I got? The Professor: A Social Security monthly payment and a lottery ticket... Dusty: So... what's that? The Professor: The "pogo stick of retirement". Dusty: Oh, oh...
I have the snow board of retirement. Tragically, I live in South Texas.