The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 18, 2015
Transcript:
Dusty: Loretta? Loretta Lindermiller? It's Dusty Winters! Ya know... Dusty! From Toxic Creek Ranch! Yeah, Ah know Ah left ya at th'altar in 1956... but that's why Ah called... ta explain what happened! Ya see, Ah was all dressed in mah tux, when Ah realized mah horse had just eaten all mah socks... Hello? Loretta?
@ Magic; If I’d only pounded that fact a little harder into the heads of a couple of sisters and nieces, the world would be a better place, but apparently, ‘bad boys’ always make the best husbands, temporarily.