The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 14, 2016

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Professor: How could you avoid paying taxes for 36 years? Dusty: Ah just didn't give it any thought, really. Professor: But... but, the IRS is most certainly after you by now! Dusty: Oh, Ah get letters from them all th' time... Ah just ignore 'em, chuck 'em in the trash with th' rest of my junk mail. Professor: For the love of Mike, why?! Dusty: Too much of a downer. Ah prefer mah mail to be more of a perky pick-me-up!