The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 16, 2016
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Transcript:
Dusty: Ah thought about what you said, Perfessor... so Ah called th' IRS about mah back taxes. Professor: Good for you, Dusty! Were you able to make a deal? Dusty: Yeah! They took mah 156 acres in West Texas, an' Ah get nuthin'! Boone: You get to not go to jail. Dusty: I planned to retire on that land! Professor: And now you're here with us... forever.
Oge over 8 years ago
165 acres in West Texas? Dusty, you’re way better off where you are.
ottod Premium Member over 8 years ago
Years back, some 165 acre plots in W. Texas might have produced enough oil or gas to allow the owner to move to a place where wind gusts of 25 mph weren’t considered calm and the land was so flat you could see the back of your own head if you stood on top of your car and looked into the distance. Mac Davis said it best: “Happiness is Lubbock, Texas in your rear view mirror…”
Rosemary Williams over 8 years ago
156 acres, or one horse. Let’s see, that’s about enough to graze three cows. It would have to be a really short retirement. Plus where would he get other cohorts in crime like the ones he has now.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 8 years ago
if the IRS hadn’t taken action for 36 years, don’t think they are going to.