The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 22, 2020
June 21, 2020
June 23, 2020
Transcript:
Professor: When did you grow that beard, Dusty? Dusty: When I turned seventy, Perfessor. Professor: What inspired you at such a late date? Dusty: Well...I was in a Wal-Mart... They were havin' a special on bathroom magnifyin' mirrors... You ever taken a good look at the Badlands of South Dakota? Professor: Uh...no. Dusty: Trust me. They look better with snow on them.
Grumpy Old Guy over 4 years ago
The real reason is that blades are so expensive….
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
The plus side is it took Dusty 70 years to realize his face was a Moonscape. How did he manage to attract 4 women for marriage?
demnuts1 over 4 years ago
dusty’s straight razor only need a little honing every day, and lasts years
WF11 over 4 years ago
I think I look better with a beard – it balances my face out, plus with age I’m a bit saggy below the chin, and a thick beard hides all that. On the other hand, my brother grew his out because he was too lazy to fix his bathroom sink.