The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 01, 2020
Transcript:
General: I once led great armies into battle, Dusty... Dusty: That right, General? General: I was wounded twice in Korea... Did two tours in Vietnam... Worked at the Pentagon... And now I'm sitting in a "Fun with Felt" class. Dusty: Call a medic, General. I've sewen my thumb to my potholder.
This is what I’m afraid of: I have to move into one of these things, and they’re like perpetual summer camp for grown ups…