The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 27, 2020
Transcript:
The Professor: Dusty...do not respond to that e-mail from Nigeria! Dusty: But...I'd get $7 million!! The Professor: It's a scam!! Elderly people are the ones who fall for it the most!! Dusty: New wheels for my Caddy... The Professor: They'll empty your bank account!! Dusty: ...I'm thinkin' a weekend at the Cowboy Poetry festival... The Professor: I give up! Dusty: You're jealous 'cause no prince from Nigeria ever writes to you!
Don’t worry. The Prince won’t get his saddle or Caddy.