The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 11, 2021
March 10, 2021
March 12, 2021
Transcript:
The Professor: Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Battle of Marathon in 490 B.C.....significance, class? Student: Yo!! I know! I know! This was the first marathon ever! It started in Boston. A Greek named Zorba won it. Now they run it every four years. Sometimes it's in New York. What? What? The Professor starts a new class at the community college.
Close, it WAS the first marathon. Unfortunately, the runner dropped dead.