The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 14, 2021
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: How's the audio surveillance gnome doing, Mort? Mort: Let's check. I sent him over to the elm grove as requested. Dusty: You again? This retirement home ain't big enough for both of us, plasterhead! Mort: Wait! The gnome is transmitting an urgent message! Gnome: Gnome down!!! Sector 4! Gnome down!!
I fervently hope that Ms. Overdunne gets shipped off to an attitude-adjustment seminar soon where she can be thoroughly and permanently indoctrinated with the notion that these are R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T-S not POWs.