The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 23, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: There's a likely candidate! Woman 2: Item one: "Large white beard". Check! Woman: He certainly has "ample girth". Woman 2: Item two is good to go. Check! Dusty: I am not now, and not never, gonna prance around in some fool Santa Claus costume!! Woman: Hmm....a bit short on item three: "jolly disposition". Woman 2: Two out of three isn't bad. We could work with it. The hunt for a Santa Claus is on at Elderpark:
my dad can pass for santa & uncle sam…heck one tax year, for some money he dressed up as UNCLE SAM and waved to people driving by on our main road…