The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 28, 2021
October 27, 2021
October 29, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: "Sabrina's Sixty-Plus Escort Service..." May I help you? Man: Helllooo... I'm in bed with the flu. I'd like to hire a grandmotherly lady to feed me some homemade soup... Woman: I see. Would you like her to just bring it to you or would like her to prepare it there? Man: Oh!! I'd like it cooked here! Woman: Okay... but that'll be a 3-hour minimum charge and she'll need to get a flu shot! Man: It'd be great if she cooked Vegan! Woman: Sir... don't make it more difficult than it already is!
float some tofu in there…i hear it takes on the taste of whatever broth you use…