The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 01, 2021
Transcript:
Professor: So... this huge mushroom walks into a bar... and sits down next to an attractive young lady and says: "Excuse me... would you go out with me?" She says... "Why would I go out with a mushroom?" He says... "Because I'm a fun guy!" He's a fungi!! Hee.... Hee... Man: Is this one of your intellectual jokes? It's the first of the month and the Professor kicks off Old Jokes Home at Elderpark.
Groooan.