The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 18, 2021

Transcript:

Gnome: Attention! I am Elderpark security gnome number 7. Step away from the gate! Dusty: I'm just goin' to visit mah horse in that field over yonder... Gnome: Residents are not permitted egress from the facility without permission. Dusty: I've got a pass! Listen, plasterhead... you let me pass or I'm gonna pound you into the ground like a tent peg! Gnome: I must report this. I really need... to work... on... my communication skills.