The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 24, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: The Elderpark Gossip Club's emergency meeting will come to order!! Ladies!! We need to find out which staff member the General is secretly dating! Yoo hoo! I think it's Ludmilla, the Russian nurse! Voices: GASP! Woman: What gives you the right to accuse a retired American Army general of dating a Communist? Woman: Madam Chair - the First Amendment! Woman: The right to gossip! Woman: Good point! Edna - you may activate the phone tree!
Phone tree?