The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 26, 2021

Transcript:

Man: Hello. Can you accept this package for your neighbor? Boone: Sorry! We don't accept FedEx packages. Man: That's not true! Look, Mr. Boone, I know you were a UPS driver for 35 years, but... Boone: I can't hear you!!! Man: I'll have to report this to Elderpark management if... Boone: Hail to those drivers in brown who move all our stuff around... Man: No luck, huh? Man: I had no idea UPS had its own anthem...