The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 15, 2022

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Professor: You look kind of rough this morning, Dusty. Dusty: I had one heck of a night, Perfessor! I hiked down the road 'bout midnight to take mah horse some apples. Professor: And? Dusty: Well, I drew mah trusty .45 and fired a warnin' shot in the air. She lit out right quick! After that mah horse and that cattle calmed down. Professor: So, Dusty... how long did this dream last? Dusty: 'bout 5 minutes. Well... she was real spooked by somethin'! There were 'bout 20 longhorns in the pasture and they were plenty spooked, too! Well... there was a sow bear outlined by the full moon. She was eyeballin' all that beef.