The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 23, 2022
Transcript:
Evelyn: How sweet of you kids to bring me these presents! Woman: Now don't open them until Christmas morning, Mom! Evelyn: I'll put them away. Man: And Mom... Jessica and I hope to help celebrate your 100th Christmas, as well! Evelyn: Don't see why not. You kids seem healthy enough.
Heh, heh. Hit ’em where it hurts. Right in the hereditaries.