The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 22, 2022
Transcript:
Woman: Care for a little home-baked treat? Dusty: Why, thank you, ma'am. Is it a special occasion? Woman: My dearly departed fourth husband proposed to me on this day ten years ago. Dusty: A bittersweet day, no doubt. How did he pass away? Woman: Like my third... mushroom poisoning, they say. Care for another? Dusty: No, thank you, ma'am.
You’re not married to her, Dusty. You’re safe.