The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 23, 2022
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Transcript:
Professor: Just out of curiosity, Dusty. How many of these "Buckin' Bronco" energy drinks have you had today? Dusty: Well, lessee... not counting the two ah spilled in th' tub... there were the three with breakfast... two on mah rock climb... a few before mah skydrive... twenty-three. Professor: My word, man! Dusty: Twenty-four!
Yes, guy where I work at one time drank 3 to 4 (2) liter bottle of jolt per day. He had a caffeine overdose. He ran up and down the production floor screaming the aliens were coming and he needed to find the company manager to save him.