The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 14, 2023
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Transcript:
Professor: What are you cooking, Dusty? Dusty: Let me ask you a question, Perfessor... do you like rare meat? Professor: Indeed I do. Dusty: Well, then take a taste of this... Professor: Delicious... but frankly, it's a bit overcooked, if anything. Dusty: Yeah, but I bet you ain't never had coyote before... Professor: Rarely. Dusty: Ah had a hunch...
Predator meat doesn’t taste nearly as good as prey meat.
Except for snake. And alligator. OK, and sometimes chickens eat bugs and small rodents (they believe they’re still dinosaurs).
But, anyway, the mammalian predators don’t taste good.
Omnivores are a mix; depends on whether they laid down that fat on a meat binge or a vegetarian binge (that’s when they only ate vegetarians…) So, bear and pig, it depends. And long pig, too, I’d guess…