The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 20, 2023
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mr. Winters! Stop! It's been brought to my attention that you have been spending a lot of time in the basement. Dusty: It's summertime. The cold, damp air helps mah achin' bones. Miss Overdunne: And the keg of beer? Dusty: Helps me ferget Ah have the achin' bones.
Comrade Overdunne, I really wish you’d take a quick walk off a tall cliff (I only say such a thing ‘cuz she’s a cartoon character. Were she real, it would be more like, “Oh ZIP it!”