The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 31, 2023

Transcript:

Jessica: Mom, this is Rick. Rick, this is my mom. Man: Miss Evelyn, it's a pleasure. Before we go any further, please know the entire afternoon is on me... Evelyn: Oh... I thought you said he's a biker dude? Jessica: "Lowered expectations construct blissful affairs." Evelyn: Is that Oscar Wilde? Jessica: No, and I told you... his name is Rick...