The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 05, 2023
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: General, I think I require your assistance. General: Speak your piece, ma'am. Miss Overdunne: Well, the Professor and Mr. Winters seem quite glum since returning from the hospital. Miss Overdunne: Perhaps you could cheer them up with your famous war stories? General: I could tell them about my ten days stranded in an empty German bunker. Miss Overdunne: Wonderful! Just be sure to emphasize the upbeat parts... General: Upbeat, eh? I could lie and say it was only nine days...
And all he had were his GI rations and a canteen of water……………………