The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 22, 2023
Transcript:
Man: So, how's things, General? General: Well, I once survived three days in the jungle with a thimble full of water and a single chocolate bar. Now, my big excitement is the fourteen pills I take every morning. Man: Why not try and mix up your routine a bit? General: And just how do you suggest I do that, soldier? Man: Maybe try and take all fourteen pills at once...
Who says he doesn’t? I’ve got a handful to take (although admittedly not 14) and I take them all at once …