The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 02, 2023
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Transcript:
The Professor: Shouldn't the Headless Horseman be on a horse? Dusty: In theory, yes... But Esmerelda's too old fer ridin'... so Ah had ta' modify mah costume to the Headless Walker! Professor: Doesn't quite strike the same fear in the hearts of men... Dusty: No, sir... Ah'm a Headless Failure. Professor: We don't call them failures around here, Dusty, we call them "Yale grads."
Harvard stopped being a University about 1965. When it became a daycare for the 1%.