The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 27, 2023

Transcript:

Professor: What do yo have there, Dusty? Dusty: Tuna-fish sandwich... Professor: Ah... very good. Dusty: 'cept there wuz no mayo, so Ah used ranch dressing, instead... and Ah'm outta bread, so Ah had ta substitute soft taco shells... General: What'd you use for tuna? Dusty: Minced garlic. General: Okay, everyone! Clear the room! This is not a drill!