The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 27, 2023
May 26, 2023
May 28, 2023
Transcript:
Professor: What do yo have there, Dusty? Dusty: Tuna-fish sandwich... Professor: Ah... very good. Dusty: 'cept there wuz no mayo, so Ah used ranch dressing, instead... and Ah'm outta bread, so Ah had ta substitute soft taco shells... General: What'd you use for tuna? Dusty: Minced garlic. General: Okay, everyone! Clear the room! This is not a drill!
Argythree over 1 year ago
So he’s not going to get a replacement dog? I wish that story continued…
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
Chemical warfare
Skeptical Meg over 1 year ago
This is not a drill! A drill is a small tool for making holes.
magicwalnut over 1 year ago
First giggle of the day!