The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 04, 2023
July 03, 2023
July 05, 2023
Transcript:
General: What's all the hubbub? Dusty: Miss Overdunne locked her keys in the car... Miss Overdunne: I'll simply call AAA and be on my way shortly... Dusty: Ain't no one gonna come on New Year's Eve! Fortunately, Ah already have a plan ta crack open yer Mazda! Miss Overdunne: I'd like some champagne now... Dusty: Hey Boone! You still have that big bag of hammers?
Nothing that starts with “big bag of hammers” ends well.