The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 10, 2023
Transcript:
Professor: I see Evelyn is organizing one of her poker nights... Dusty: Ah'll need ta find me a mirror, then. Professor: Need to practice your poker face, eh? Dusty: No, Ah need ta find a way ta cheat. Professor: Dusty, you must rely on your instincts to deduce your opponents' intentions. Or, you could check Evelyn's makeup drawer. Dusty: Read you like a book, Professor.
You know, Dusty in the old days they hung cheaters.