The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 26, 2023
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Message: Dear Dusty: My wife has been cooking steak, pork chops and sausage every night for the past month... do you think I should suggest a vegetable dish every one in a while? Sincerely, clogged in Casper, WY. Dusty: Dear Clogged, you're livin' in a utopia most ranch hands only dream of! Don't ruin a good thing by askin' fer plant food! P.S. That's me ringin' yer doorbell. Ah'm on yer front porch. Welcome once again to: Dusty's mail box. Real e-mail from real folks.
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