The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 20, 2023

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Miss Overdunne: Ugh. Here comes that Meaghan Pitlack from Spotted Arms. Woman: Good luck this year, Elderpark! Miss Overdunne: And the same to you, Meaghan. Woman: Oh, I'm confident Spotted Arms will take the Golden Cane trophy this year! Miss Overdunne: Oh, really? Woman: Say hello to our new ward nurse, Olga Offenball. Five-time Austrian bowling champ. Miss Overdunne: I wasn't aware that they bowled in Austria. Woman: Well, now you know. Miss Overdunne: Well, we'll see how Olga fares against Ludmilla... Woman: Indeed, we will. Miss Overdunne: I've never actually seen pins splinter apart after a strike. Nurse Ludmilla: Relaxing bowling night suddenly feel like 1980s Afghanistan.