The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 15, 2023
Transcript:
Dusty: Loretta? Loretta Lindermiller? It's Dusty Winters! Ya know... Dusty! From Toxic Creek Ranch! Yeah, Ah know Ah left ya at th'altar in 1956... but that's why Ah called... ta explain what happened! Ya see, Ah was all dressed in mah tux, when Ah realized mah horse had just eaten all mah socks... Hello? Loretta?
You needed something better than missing socks, Dusty! Or, maybe, Esmeralda knew better than you.