The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 26, 2023

Transcript:

Teacher: We have a guest for reading time, today, class... this is Professor Bassett. Professor: Hello, children! Boy: You're a real professor? Boy: Can we see some of your secret experiments! Professor: Well, I'm not that kind of - Boy: Maybe you could make a potion to help Nick's stinky armpits! Boy: I have a over-active thyroid gland.