The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for December 10, 2021

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Actually seemed a bit steamed over something.

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Actually the full expression is “happy as a clam at high tide”, because people harvest them at low tide.

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    Someone once asked me how the world was treating me, and I responded with “Like a baby treats its diapers.” It was entertaining to hear them fall off their chair laughing on the phone. :-)

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    gawaintheknight  almost 3 years ago

    I asked the clam how he was doing, but she didn’t say anything. Totally clammed up.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What a country where even clams can be happy!!!!

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The last calm I saw was in a chowder.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bewitched: I’m as happy as a clam! As TWO clams!

    Bothered: I’m as happy as a whole bucket of oysters!

    Bemildred: I allus thought oysters was kinda sad…

    (Pogo Possum)

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not particularly happy that the dog dug him up.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Didn’t express itself much, swimming in the white sauce and butter.

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    Buoy  almost 3 years ago

    Was this a bearded clam? On second thought, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what that is.

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    The last time I tried to talk to one, he flexed his mussels, and clammed up on me.

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