The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for September 25, 1995

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Warren: Hey, Gunther...they're shootin' a wildlife film in these woods and they need performers... Gunther: No way, I'm letting some peepin' toms invade my privacy... Gunther: I have my dignity... I have my pride...I have my self-respect!! Warren: They might feed us... THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS! Cameraman: This nature film will be seen on TV's worldwide... Warren in his head: Imagine...me on TV...think I'll wow 'em with some impressions... Cameraman: It will be a landmark in the wildlife genre... Warren in his head: Maybe I'll start with Cagney...or Bogey... Cameraman: With an emphasis on... Warren in his head: No, someone more up to date...like Stallone or Schwarzenegger... Cameraman: Mating rituals... Warren in his head: Or Hugh Grant...