A science fiction magazine once published the following:
The Shortest Horror Story Ever Written: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
The next month they published this:
The Horror Story Shorter by One Letter Than the Shortest Horror Story Ever Written: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.
A science fiction magazine once published the following:
The Shortest Horror Story Ever Written: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
The next month they published this:
The Horror Story Shorter by One Letter Than the Shortest Horror Story Ever Written: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.