The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for October 22, 2024

Like crap thru a duck……….

Nothing ruins a park like a flock of geese taking up residence.

I’ve been hit and boy does it stink, had to throw my shirt in the garbage.

Sing along now boys…"Raindrops are falling on my head, And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed, Nothing seems to fit, Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling….

Splat

Shouldn’t they switch umbrellas?

I read, but have not confirmed, that geese poop every ten seconds, on average. A flock of 50 geese are carpet bombing.

For those few who don’t know, Geese lighten their load on takeoff. Seek shelter.