The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 17, 2011
Transcript:
He's The CRAZY DANCER at all the outdoor music festivals. He surfs inappropriate websites at the public library. Sir please!! Carnies avoid him at all costs... Frankly, he gives me the willies!! He is the Creepiest guy in the world!! I dont always drink wine, but when I do its out of a box with a straw!!
Okay, my brother-in-law Freddy definitely has a lawsuit here.