The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 26, 2012
October 25, 2012
October 27, 2012
Transcript:
KK: wow!! I can't believe the supreme court upheld the trick or treat id law!! CG: Thank you, justice scalia!! KK: Theres no way a bunch of 4 and 4 year olds can serve government issued IDs before halloween!! CG: Good!! There'll be less fraud!! KK: what part of "trick" don't you get? Fraud is a fraudulent aspect of halloween!! Then the system is broken!!
My grandparents, my Dad’s generation, and even some of my older cousins, were born AT HOME, no doctor or other government official in attendance, and therefore many DID NOT have birth certificates! My Dad was one of the last people in Ohio not to have a driver’s license, as one was NOT required when he learned to drive! Our government had no problem allowing them to register and vote. Dad even worked for the Board of Elections until his retirement. In all his time, there was ONE episode of voter fraud. A solution looking for a problem, as voter fraud is ALREADY a crime. All those greedy bastard Republican CEO’s should be brought up on voter intimidation charges for trying to bully their employees to vote Republican!