The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 17, 2013
Transcript:
CG: Cars are more dangerous than guns!! Gunther: What did you just say? CG: there are way more traffic accidents than gun accidents on a daily basis!! Whoa...now wait a second!! Gunther: Cars don't crash into people..people cars into people!! You wanna stop the traffic accidents?! More cars!! Put the cyclists ad pedestrians in their own cars!! Amednment/shamendment!! cars have got the bible!! Jeremiah 32;37 The lord hath driven them in his (plymouth) fury!! CG: Wow,,I don't know karate...but i do know crazy!! Gunther I'll give up my keys when you pry them from my cold texting hands!!
I like how this starts out with a crazy opinion and then goes totally left-field on what you expect them to say.