Transcript:
IM: Timmy!! why did you get up off the pitch?
Timmy: Im not hurt!!
IM: When you fall to the ground, you stay on the ground, writhing in pain!!
Timmy: but Im not art!!
IM: Timmy, the official motto of international soccer is "no pain: so feign!!"
He must be Italian, they are the fakers more than any other group.