The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 22, 2013
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He wears a different colored fanny pack every day of the week, DOgas are embarrassed by his behavior... sniff sniff dog: aw common dude!! He sleeps with one eye open,,,school He is the creepiest guy in the world!! I don't always pick my nose!! But hen I do...i eat it!!
And a ponytail. There’s nothing good to say about a middle-aged man with a ponytail. I mean, would you take dating advice from one? No, and it’s ONLY because of the ponytail.