The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 28, 2013
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IM so cheap, I got a fake ID so I can get an extra free biryhday breakfast at IHOP KK: Im so cheap Ive had every nightclub stamp in town tattooed to the back of my hand for permanent in out privilegdes!! Im so cheap that when I heard I had cancer my first thought was how much id say on haircuts!! KK: whoa thats cheap!!
Yes. Nothing funny about cancer. But AIDS is a riot.