The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 13, 2014
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When security pats him down at the airport... OMG!! I told you not to look!! Creep: Heh. They need counseling after. The hair on his chest... Is a toupee HE LOST HOS JOB AT A CARNIVAL CUZ HE GAVE HIS CO WORKERS THE WILLIES> Something about that guy aint right!! HE IS THE CHEAPEST GUY IN THE WORLD Creep: I dont always chew gum... but when I do...I save it in a pickle jar to chew later!! Stay creepy my friends!!
♫ Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor In The Pickle-Jar Overnight?