The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 21, 2014
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San Fransico!! KK: How much to get over the bridge?!! 17 bucks!! KK: why so much? San Fransico is like that cool nightclub that everyone wants to get into!! I have a bad feeling about this!! I have to check your bags to make sure you're not brining in any outside food or drugs!!
You also cannot bring in plastic water bottles, plastic bags, incadescent light bulbs, nor anything else determined to be non-PC otherwise the SF enviro-wackos will persecute you.