The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 17, 2015
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Yeah, Joy Division didn’t even end well for its own lead singer.
But yeah, a sobbing lemming is completely normal.
On a more serious note, suicidal lemmings is a Disney-perpetuated myth. The Alaska Department of Fish and Game says so too.